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It has only been a couple of moons since I entered the tutelage of the demon hunter group known as the Netherbane. I write this now as a personal record of how things progress as time passes; a journal, if you will…
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August 2009 Journal Entries (20)
Dear Diary... mug & sandwiches
Dear Diary,
Note to self: please analyze the possibility that bears like sandwiches. Especially sandwich-dressed gnomes.
Oh, dear. What a gnome will do to pay the rent. And the bear-banning bills. Those are piling up, you know.
Off to find a pair of industrial-strength scissors! I sewed myself inside this sandwich costume. It was a great idea at first! But it's been about three or four days now. I think my boss is starting to notice the… Continue
Note to self: please analyze the possibility that bears like sandwiches. Especially sandwich-dressed gnomes.
Oh, dear. What a gnome will do to pay the rent. And the bear-banning bills. Those are piling up, you know.
Off to find a pair of industrial-strength scissors! I sewed myself inside this sandwich costume. It was a great idea at first! But it's been about three or four days now. I think my boss is starting to notice the… Continue
Added by Toddles McGear McSprocket II on August 26, 2009 at 11:50am — No Comments
Dear Diary... a little Journey
Dear Diary,
I composed a song today.
Just a smalltown gnome
Doin' dailies all aloooone...
He took the Deeprun Tram goin' aaanywhereee.
Just a Old Town man
Born and raised in south Modaaan...
He took the Deeprun Tram goin' aaaanywhereee...
I was never much of a composer.
Sincerely,
Toddles
P.S. - I'm not sure if my audience appreciated my singing. Is leaving the room considered a compliment?
I composed a song today.
Just a smalltown gnome
Doin' dailies all aloooone...
He took the Deeprun Tram goin' aaanywhereee.
Just a Old Town man
Born and raised in south Modaaan...
He took the Deeprun Tram goin' aaaanywhereee...
I was never much of a composer.
Sincerely,
Toddles
P.S. - I'm not sure if my audience appreciated my singing. Is leaving the room considered a compliment?
Added by Toddles McGear McSprocket II on August 22, 2009 at 11:11pm — No Comments
Finding the Line...
[Originally posted on the Netherbane forums, this is my first written RP snippet with Kharendos told in his own words. I hope you enjoy.]
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Added by Kharendos on August 22, 2009 at 9:00pm — No Comments
Update
(( OOC Note: I've done more good-old research, and I concluded that, according to the King's Calendar, it is currently the year 622. In the standard game calendar for all of the non-human races, it is the year 29, and the First War began at year 0. In the King's Calendar, the First War began in year 593. It's a matter of math from there. ))
Friday, 21/8/622, 9:18 PM
Dear Self and Reader(s),
My domain is under attack. I have no other option, but to return… Continue
Friday, 21/8/622, 9:18 PM
Dear Self and Reader(s),
My domain is under attack. I have no other option, but to return… Continue
Added by Kalren Geroux on August 21, 2009 at 9:22pm — No Comments
Dear Diary... Life's lessons
Dear Diary,
It's wonderful to be back in civilization! I think I learned a lot of things. These are not to be confused with Bear Facts!
Except one, that is.
1. Fish people are wonderful hosts until you steal their things. Then they're very rude - the frequency of stabbing you with spears goes from once a minute to about five a second.
2. Rats make horrible rowboat roommates.
3. Bears are absolutely, unequivocally and without a doubt still… Continue
It's wonderful to be back in civilization! I think I learned a lot of things. These are not to be confused with Bear Facts!
Except one, that is.
1. Fish people are wonderful hosts until you steal their things. Then they're very rude - the frequency of stabbing you with spears goes from once a minute to about five a second.
2. Rats make horrible rowboat roommates.
3. Bears are absolutely, unequivocally and without a doubt still… Continue
Added by Toddles McGear McSprocket II on August 17, 2009 at 4:59pm — No Comments
Update
Monday, 17/8/620, 1:05 PM
Dear Self and Reader(s),
Rathol of late has he been so silent! I do so fret upon his most recent actions, and ponder whether or not I must fear for Lanria's well-being. These unfleeting thoughts has plagued my mind since his return from wherever in the Nether he came from. Shall I respond forcefully and risk destroying any possibility of friendship, or respond peacefully and risk destroying any possibility of safety? These questions do I wonder… Continue
Dear Self and Reader(s),
Rathol of late has he been so silent! I do so fret upon his most recent actions, and ponder whether or not I must fear for Lanria's well-being. These unfleeting thoughts has plagued my mind since his return from wherever in the Nether he came from. Shall I respond forcefully and risk destroying any possibility of friendship, or respond peacefully and risk destroying any possibility of safety? These questions do I wonder… Continue
Added by Kalren Geroux on August 17, 2009 at 1:00pm — No Comments
Dear Diary... That's handy!
Dear Diary,
You'd be surprised how fast you can paddle when a bear hungrily stares at you from shore.
I think I left my arms back there! I can't feel them at all!
Sincerely,
Toddles
P.S. - it was just a figure of speech. Arms don't detach from the body! ...usually.
You'd be surprised how fast you can paddle when a bear hungrily stares at you from shore.
I think I left my arms back there! I can't feel them at all!
Sincerely,
Toddles
P.S. - it was just a figure of speech. Arms don't detach from the body! ...usually.
Added by Toddles McGear McSprocket II on August 16, 2009 at 8:23pm — 2 Comments
Major's Log...
Major’s Log…
It has been almost 7 years since I sat down with Jarl for a confession at the Stormwind Cathedral…but that silence was broken yesterday…even still, I feel aroused to write about it because I felt a great amount of pleasure for what I’ve done.
Yesterday, I finally decided to play Terion’s Gambit. I don’t care what anyone says, this whole fiasco of seeing who is worthy to fight the Lich King is a crock of Tauren’s finest piles. I saw him there, Along with the… Continue
It has been almost 7 years since I sat down with Jarl for a confession at the Stormwind Cathedral…but that silence was broken yesterday…even still, I feel aroused to write about it because I felt a great amount of pleasure for what I’ve done.
Yesterday, I finally decided to play Terion’s Gambit. I don’t care what anyone says, this whole fiasco of seeing who is worthy to fight the Lich King is a crock of Tauren’s finest piles. I saw him there, Along with the… Continue
Added by Phryea Kenseo - Choi on August 13, 2009 at 3:00am — No Comments
Dear Diary... Fish leftovers
Dear Diary,
I'm now back where I started. I must return to civilization!
Since the rowboat and its operator never returned, I've set about making a rowboat of my own.
Various sticks and twigs should make it sturdy enough.
Sincerely,
Toddles
P.S. - I think I still have a fish in my pants from living with the murrrgll people.
P.P.S. - Yep, I do.
I'm now back where I started. I must return to civilization!
Since the rowboat and its operator never returned, I've set about making a rowboat of my own.
Various sticks and twigs should make it sturdy enough.
Sincerely,
Toddles
P.S. - I think I still have a fish in my pants from living with the murrrgll people.
P.P.S. - Yep, I do.
Added by Toddles McGear McSprocket II on August 12, 2009 at 7:00pm — No Comments
Dear Diary... in the nuts
Dear Diary,
The fish people have hopes and dreams and disappointments too!
I believe I have grown closer to them in ways I never could have imagined. I even considered marrying a fish-person wife!
But I think my theft of the diary and subsequent kick in the balls of their leader put a damper to that.
With regret,
Toddles
P.S. - it's hard to write while running for your life!
The fish people have hopes and dreams and disappointments too!
I believe I have grown closer to them in ways I never could have imagined. I even considered marrying a fish-person wife!
But I think my theft of the diary and subsequent kick in the balls of their leader put a damper to that.
With regret,
Toddles
P.S. - it's hard to write while running for your life!
Added by Toddles McGear McSprocket II on August 11, 2009 at 9:13pm — No Comments
[Journal] The Wake of Blightmistress Geneave
It's been months since I put Meishka to rest. I write that name with full conviction, despite how until her last moments she insisted on the title Blightmistress Geneave.
But my former squire's tirade continues to haunt myself and the Templars, even though for months I thought her misguided reign was over. Jylui, a woman who more-or-less functioned as Meishka's right hand has resurfaced, and her mental…
Added by Arialynn Dawnfield on August 11, 2009 at 2:00pm — No Comments
Dear Diary... the Gnome offensive!
Dear Diary,
I successfully infiltrated the fish people today. I dressed and swam amongst them, and I must say, my swimming skills have improved swimmingly!
I think I will have you back in no less than two days time!
Sincerely,
Toddles
P.S. - perhaps I should stop announcing my plans aloud, now that I have no paper to write on.
I successfully infiltrated the fish people today. I dressed and swam amongst them, and I must say, my swimming skills have improved swimmingly!
I think I will have you back in no less than two days time!
Sincerely,
Toddles
P.S. - perhaps I should stop announcing my plans aloud, now that I have no paper to write on.
Added by Toddles McGear McSprocket II on August 11, 2009 at 12:09am — No Comments
Diary Overboard!
Diary!!
They took you! Those fish men climbed my tree and took you while I was asleep!
I don't know what they plan to do with you. But I promise to get you back!
Valiantly!
Toddles
P.S. - carving letters on trees is a lot harder than writing on paper.
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((Taking a short break while I fly over another ocean. See you on the other side of the pond!))
They took you! Those fish men climbed my tree and took you while I was asleep!
I don't know what they plan to do with you. But I promise to get you back!
Valiantly!
Toddles
P.S. - carving letters on trees is a lot harder than writing on paper.
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((Taking a short break while I fly over another ocean. See you on the other side of the pond!))
Added by Toddles McGear McSprocket II on August 5, 2009 at 1:03pm — No Comments
Dear Diary... Lost in Translation
Dear Diary,
After four days stranded atop this tree, I'm beginning to discern the language of the mrrrrgglle people.
Yes, I can now tell the difference between one "mrrrgll" and another.
They surprisingly talk about the subject of fish quite a lot.
Either that, or the inconvenience of not having pants.
Sincerely,
Toddles
P.S. - I certainly hope they aren't planning to steal mine!
After four days stranded atop this tree, I'm beginning to discern the language of the mrrrrgglle people.
Yes, I can now tell the difference between one "mrrrgll" and another.
They surprisingly talk about the subject of fish quite a lot.
Either that, or the inconvenience of not having pants.
Sincerely,
Toddles
P.S. - I certainly hope they aren't planning to steal mine!
Added by Toddles McGear McSprocket II on August 5, 2009 at 1:03pm — No Comments
(3.2) Major's Log...
Major’s Log…
Hmph! All that talent…
I got an invitation in the mail from the Argent Crusade that the Argent Coliseum was complete. I decided to take a trip there once again—and with good intentions. I was getting tired of using goblin chisels…look, it was explosives, ok? Explosives! I got tired of using those to get stones for the construction, and lumber for the foundation. I feel really ashamed that I had to saw through those tree menders like that. Should the druids of… Continue
Hmph! All that talent…
I got an invitation in the mail from the Argent Crusade that the Argent Coliseum was complete. I decided to take a trip there once again—and with good intentions. I was getting tired of using goblin chisels…look, it was explosives, ok? Explosives! I got tired of using those to get stones for the construction, and lumber for the foundation. I feel really ashamed that I had to saw through those tree menders like that. Should the druids of… Continue
Added by Phryea Kenseo - Choi on August 5, 2009 at 1:53am — No Comments
Dear Diary... Afraid of Heights
Dear Diary,
This is horrible! Little fish men chased me up a tree. I never knew a Gnome could climb so fast!
And to add worse for wear, I lost my favorite handkerchief in the chase. One of the fish men now wears it as a lacy bonnet. I politely told him it was unattractive, to which he replied "mrrggrlrr!"
I assume that's either a thank you or an insult.
Miserably,
Toddles
P.S. - I'm beginning to realize that Gnomes aren't meant for… Continue
This is horrible! Little fish men chased me up a tree. I never knew a Gnome could climb so fast!
And to add worse for wear, I lost my favorite handkerchief in the chase. One of the fish men now wears it as a lacy bonnet. I politely told him it was unattractive, to which he replied "mrrggrlrr!"
I assume that's either a thank you or an insult.
Miserably,
Toddles
P.S. - I'm beginning to realize that Gnomes aren't meant for… Continue
Added by Toddles McGear McSprocket II on August 4, 2009 at 12:49pm — No Comments
Destruction in Stormwind!
Last night on August 3rd, the streets of Stormwind City were severely damaged by three unknown assailants. Little is known about the three perpetrators, though it is known that two of them were dwarves. The three mystery vandals Rode around Stormwind on their Rams, while hollering cries of "BLYDE!" "IRONFORGE!" and "SHOW YERSELF!". The trio made their way to the Cathedral of Light where they threatened the priests and paladin's there, assaulted the local Scarlet Crusade recruiter, then made… Continue
Added by Abhorrence on August 4, 2009 at 2:33am — 2 Comments
Dear Diary... Mrrrgll?
D-d-diary,
I don't know where I am.
Roommate is gone, the box no where in sight.
But I keep hearing a very distinct sound.
It kind of goes like "mrrrglllrrrllrrr."
Worryingly,
Toddles
P.S. - Oh, dear.
I don't know where I am.
Roommate is gone, the box no where in sight.
But I keep hearing a very distinct sound.
It kind of goes like "mrrrglllrrrllrrr."
Worryingly,
Toddles
P.S. - Oh, dear.
Added by Toddles McGear McSprocket II on August 3, 2009 at 10:53am — 1 Comment
Dear Diary... Glub, Glub, Glub
Dear Diary,
Glub, glub, glub.
Sincerely,
Toddles
P.S. - ...burble.
Glub, glub, glub.
Sincerely,
Toddles
P.S. - ...burble.
Added by Toddles McGear McSprocket II on August 2, 2009 at 4:15pm — 2 Comments
Dear Diary... Life Without Pie
Dear Diary,
It's been a week since our rowboat operator threw us overboard, and my roommate and I have finally resolved our differences.
In fact, my roommate was so excited, he gnawed a hole in the box. The water flowing in is quite refreshing.
We now expect the rowboat to return any day now to pick us up, since we're such good friends!
Always,
Toddles
P.S. - I don't suppose you could be used as a flotation device.
It's been a week since our rowboat operator threw us overboard, and my roommate and I have finally resolved our differences.
In fact, my roommate was so excited, he gnawed a hole in the box. The water flowing in is quite refreshing.
We now expect the rowboat to return any day now to pick us up, since we're such good friends!
Always,
Toddles
P.S. - I don't suppose you could be used as a flotation device.
Added by Toddles McGear McSprocket II on August 2, 2009 at 7:05am — No Comments
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