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  • Member Type: Regular Member
  • Faction: Horde
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  • Last Update: January 12
  • Joined: July 25, 2011

Trawn Kerblamski

Yeesh, what's it take ta git a cartel these days, huh? S'like I gotta pay someone else's arm and a leg... oh wait, we already do dat. Heh heh.
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  • Trawn Kerblamski
    Trawn Kerblamski replied to a topic in the forum [OOC] Warcraft Discussions:
    Yo, I volunteer to do them voices!
    • December 19, 2011
  • Trawn Kerblamski
    Trawn Kerblamski posted a topic in the forum [OOC] RP Discussions:
    "Crossing The Line" (short story satire)
    Ogrimmar, Valley of Strength. Midafternoon.Garrosh paced the grand hall with heavy footsteps. The thunder of each step echoed throughout the chamber. His aids – or rather, the whelps that cowered before his might as Warchief – watched cautious...  moreOgrimmar, Valley of Strength. Midafternoon.Garrosh paced the grand hall with heavy footsteps. The thunder of each step echoed throughout the chamber. His aids – or rather, the whelps that cowered before his might as Warchief – watched cautiously, ready for another of his irate tantrums to erupt.After an hour of pacing, an orc warrior rushed into the chambers, clutching a large libram. "Throm'ka, Warchief, I have--"Before the orc could finish he was knocked flat on his back by Hellscream's fist."You are LATE, warrior! Do you expect for me to wait here in this room FOREVER? Content to wait for your pitiful return from your quest?""Um…" the orc hesitated, choosing his words carefully. "No?"Garrosh growled, "What have you found?""Warchief, we have found reports of an increase in Orb of Deception sales in the Alliance auction houses.""WHAT?!" Hellscream roared! "You come before me with stock reports?! I will have your head on a pike, pig, unless you tell me something worth sparing your life for!""N...    less
    • November 17, 2011
  • Trawn Kerblamski
    Trawn Kerblamski Yeesh, what's it take ta git a cartel these days, huh? S'like I gotta pay someone else's arm and a leg... oh wait, we already do dat. Heh heh.
    • November 14, 2011
    • Trawn Kerblamski
      Catharta Ravenwood You get what you pay for, shorty.
      • November 14, 2011
    • Trawn Kerblamski
      Trawn Kerblamski Noted. *trades blood elf hotties for a cartel* Ka-ching!
      • November 14, 2011
  • Trawn Kerblamski
    Trawn Kerblamski commented on Grais Devons's blog entry: Its a block. Nay, a wall! Made of letters. Perhaps words, too.
    • November 14, 2011
  • Trawn Kerblamski
    Trawn Kerblamski Yes.
    [WoW Cataclysm] Beyonce - All the Single Goblins - YouTube
    ¡El baile para las Goblins féminas... All the Single Ladies de Beyonce!
    • November 11, 2011
  • Trawn Kerblamski
    Trawn Kerblamski So! Yous mooks tought I was dead, huh? You tink yous can KO me? Trawn Kerblamski? Well tha rule book is out and I'm back in – only we ain't gonna play no priestly games. I gots me sum new daggers – and its playtime.
    • November 10, 2011
    • Twigget likes this.
    • Trawn Kerblamski
      Briff Slagbeard I'd kill ye fer'a fluxin' piece o'copper, neap!
      • November 10, 2011
    • Trawn Kerblamski
      Mees Thunderhoof Bah! Should have stayed in hiding, traitor!
      • November 10, 2011
  • Trawn Kerblamski
    Trawn Kerblamski published a new chapter in the story: Let Our Enemies Beware:
    The Mook
    The Mook
    Tarren Mill, Hillsbrad Foothills. Day.The rotting bodies of the Forsaken shuffled about their daily chores. Potions of vile toxins were brewed, swords were macabrely sharpened, corpses were reanimated. They went about their sullen task without more than a...
    • October 28, 2011
  • Trawn Kerblamski
    Trawn Kerblamski Well, my life sucks right now. Sitting in a pit, surrounded by zombies, and nothing but stacks of paper and a pen. Good times, yo.
    • October 6, 2011
    • Lellenthyr Blooddrake, Insein L'Mort, and Shame like this.
    • Trawn Kerblamski
      Trawn Kerblamski On second thought, maybe this isn't so bad! I gots a huge pile of decent-quality paper and a huge supply of so-so ink. Now, what do I remember of Swazzi telling me about Inscriptions and Town Portals?...
      • October 6, 2011
    • Trawn Kerblamski
      Etar Icefist ((That would probably be a bad idea.))
      • October 6, 2011
    • Trawn Kerblamski
      Trawn Kerblamski Why? Seriously. Why? Sigmah leaves me with the materials and I'm using in character/in game knowledge to create a Scroll of Recall (requires Inscription level 25).
      • October 6, 2011
    • Trawn Kerblamski
      Etar Icefist ((No reason!))
      • October 6, 2011
    • Trawn Kerblamski
      Etar Icefist ((PS you has a message))
      • October 6, 2011
  • Trawn Kerblamski
    Trawn Kerblamski is now friends with Khyris.
    • October 6, 2011
  • Trawn Kerblamski
    Trawn Kerblamski replied to a topic in the forum [OOC] RP Discussions:
    "Defenders of the world," "We march against evil," "Hunting Parties'R'Us," and yes, the word raid can be perfectly acceptable during in-character conversations. "My raid and I are planning to return to aid the other heroes of Azeroth in the Firelands on Tuesday."
    • October 5, 2011
  • Trawn Kerblamski
    Trawn Kerblamski published a new chapter in the story: Let Our Enemies Beware:
    The Shadowwalker
    (by Shupashupa) The Filthy Animal, Dalaran. Evening.The inn, for lack of a better word, was filled with members of the Horde. Every race, class and combination thereof was represented. Friends and lovers gathered together around the large fireplace and...
    • October 5, 2011
    • Trawn Kerblamski
      Trawn Kerblamski Thanks to Shupashup for contributing! This is the full version of her chapter.
      • October 5, 2011
  • Trawn Kerblamski
    Trawn Kerblamski is now friends with Shupashupa.
    • October 5, 2011
  • Trawn Kerblamski
    Trawn Kerblamski replied to a topic in the forum [OOC] RP Discussions:
    Okay, seriously, toots, the next time yous needs someones ta print somethings on paper – yous come to Trawn & Swazzi's Paper Company! You hear? That flier is crap! Got holes an' everyting!
    • October 5, 2011
  • Trawn Kerblamski
    Trawn Kerblamski commented on Insein L'Mort's blog entry: ...ehhh. Hi?
    • October 3, 2011
  • Trawn Kerblamski
    Trawn Kerblamski is now friends with Lellenthyr Blooddrake.
    • October 3, 2011
  • Trawn Kerblamski
    Trawn Kerblamski → Nuri Waite: Whoah! Hey, toots, how YOU doin'?!
    • October 3, 2011
  • Trawn Kerblamski
    Trawn Kerblamski is now friends with Insein L'Mort.
    • October 3, 2011
  • Trawn Kerblamski
    Trawn Kerblamski One of these things is not like the others, One of these things just doesn't belong, Can you tell which thing is not like the others By the time I finish my song?
    • October 3, 2011
    • Astralai and Ran'eferu San'dovar like this.
    • Trawn Kerblamski
      Ran'eferu San'dovar (( I confess... I LOL'ed... ))
      • October 3, 2011
    • Trawn Kerblamski
      Astralai (( You have to have more than two things for the song!
      • October 3, 2011
    • Trawn Kerblamski
      Trawn Kerblamski *revs up chaingun* You mean like this?!
      • October 3, 2011
  • Trawn Kerblamski
    Trawn Kerblamski I tink I'mma bit over my head 'ere – and dat ain't no short joke!
    • October 3, 2011
  • Trawn Kerblamski
    Trawn Kerblamski Still having mad issues with the new server's PM system. Two machines, neither can access my inbox. Help!
    • October 1, 2011
    • Trawn Kerblamski
      Jaero the Grim It's an issue with the site. We're looking in to it.
      • October 1, 2011
    • Trawn Kerblamski
      Trawn Kerblamski kay...
      • October 1, 2011
    • Trawn Kerblamski
      Jaero the Grim Looks like its fixed. Let me know if you have other problems. We're looking into other minor bugs now.
      • October 1, 2011
    • Trawn Kerblamski
      Trawn Kerblamski Gracias, mi amgio! :D It works again!
      • October 1, 2011
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Character Information

  • Character's First Name Trawn
  • Character's Last Name Kerblamski
  • Race Goblin
  • Class Priest
  • Gender Male

Player Information

  • Roleplaying Style Full Time
  • "I Killed a Horde" (parody of "I Kissed a Girl" by Katy Perry)

    Posted September 28, 2011

    This was never the way I plannedForgot my own factionI got so brave, sword in handMade my transgressionIt's not what, I'm used toJust wanna try it onceI'm curious for blueCaught my attentionI killed a Horde and I liked itThe look of his bloody guts dripI killed a Horde just to try itI hope my guildm...

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  • Last post by Galairus Oakenthorn November 17, 2011
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    "Crossing The Line" (short story satire)

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  • Issaela di Emberdawn Not bloody well used to this kind of thing.  Bawttle?  No no, bawttle was glorious, stood up against overwhelming odds awnd took them down a peg or two before the retreat.  But 'twasn't brilliawnt to dive into the scrum.  Slawmmed between two foes in plate, really not the best thing for one's ribs.  Sun Above, even awfter tending I cawn barely move or breathe.
  • Lellenthyr Blooddrake (( Because of the site move, I am not sure if I will be doing my monthly contests on the new platform or elsewhere, so voting for the Bard! monthly contest will begin Monday the 28th and will end midnight of Wed the 30th. I will announce winners on Thurs the 31st! ))
  • Insein L'Mort I wish High Command had trusted me to assist Logart last night instead of diverting my attention elsewhere. No matter how hard I try, they still do not understand.
  • Twigget Been too long since I've gotten to fight, glad I haven't gotten rusty.
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