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Blueprint McTinker

, covered in sprinkles, flour and powdered sugar, trudges into her office and sits down heavily at her desk. Glancing over to Freddie, she remarks, "We have donuts." before laying her head on the desk and falling into a deep, restful sleep.

Blueprint McTinker , covered in sprinkles, flour and powdered sugar, trudges into her office and sits down heavily at her desk. Glancing over to Freddie, she remarks, "We have donuts." before laying her head on the desk and falling into a deep, restful sleep.
- Mon at 10:57 AM
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- Liliania Sunsong "MAKE SURE THAT ELF WASHES BEHIND HIS EARS!" Grandma calls out. She then sits in a chair and falls asleep.
  
  Mon at 12:21 PM
- Blueprint McTinker Fresh from their dip in the public fountain, Blue and Freddie return to find Grandma asleep. Putting a finger to her lips, the gnome and the chicken tiptoe as quietly as they can to their respective desks. Blue settles into her chair with a smile...unti... more
  
  Mon at 12:52 PM
  
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- Liliania Sunsong Grandma wakes with a start swinging her cane in the air, 'WHERE ARE THEY? THEY AINT GETTING ME AGAIN!" She looks around wildy then looks confused."Where am i?"
  
  Mon at 1:11 PM
- Blueprint McTinker hops out of her chair and walks cautiously over to the old lady. "It's ok's Grandma. You's is at's Donuts Inc. You's was bakin' pie's." Freddie saunters behind the old woman, ready to bring her down should she swing the cane in Blue's direction. Blue l... more
  
  Mon at 2:24 PM
  
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- Liliania Sunsong "Wha'? Pie? Alright! I'll make more pie!" she totters towards the kitchen.
  
  Mon at 4:39 PM
Blueprint McTinker wrote a new journal entry:

Letter to Captain Morgan Ashford

Busy re-organizing her office at Donuts Inc headquarters, Blueprint glances over at Freddie. "I's should's probably send's Mr. Captain a letter ta let's him's knows what's we's is up's ta." Freddie looks up from the company genera...
- May 19
- The Ghost of Foxgloves, Captain Morgan Ashford, and Zaerah Thistle Barrenger like this.
- Captain Morgan Ashford finds a letter forwarded to him by his Stormwind office. News from Donuts Inc! He reads with a smile, and nods satisfied. When he sets a piece of parchment down to write the reply, it hits him in full force. "...I really am about to write a letter to... more
  
  May 19
  
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- Zaerah Thistle Barrenger plucks the letter from Kino's hand and reads, nodding at its contents with pleased approval. When she gets to the signature and the postscript, however, she stares at it blankly for a few moments before barking out a surprised laugh. "What in blazes?... more
  
  May 19
  
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Blueprint McTinker wrote a new journal entry:

Donuts Inc Is Now Hiring!

(The following flyer is posted in all the major Alliance cities) Azeroth’s leading donut provider is recruiting team members. Come be a part of this amazing donut producing experience. When you look...
- May 19
- Wyneth Nightmeadow, Captain Morgan Ashford, and Nestáron Dawnstrider like this.
Blueprint McTinker using her trusty screwdriver, deftly removes the doorknob from the Donut's Inc. factory door. Looking around to make sure no one is looking, she pushes the door open and gestures Freddie in. "You's grabs a couple of's the fryers, Freddie and I'lls ... more
- May 18
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- Wyneth Nightmeadow The gangling gang of gnomes she managed to recruit all nodded and set to work. There were doughnuts to make Big Boss Blueprint had said so.
  
  May 18
- Blueprint McTinker "Big Boss Blueprint, I's likes that!"
  
  May 18
Blueprint McTinker wakes up with a terrible hangover and glances over to Freddie. "I's don't feel's so's good." Freddie, the ever resourceful chicken, uses his claws to pull the covers up over Blue and pecks her affectionately on the cheek. Blue smiles faintly,... more
- May 17
- Captain Morgan Ashford in the meantime checks his mail in Theramore. A letter from his agents at the Stormwind docks stands out, he quickly opens and reads... "Donuts Inc is WHAT?!"
  
  May 17
- Blueprint McTinker sits up suddenly. "Freddie! I's got's a plan!" Blue groans and flops back on her pillow, pulling the covers over her head. "But first's I's got's ta get's over being's sick."
  
  May 17
Blueprint McTinker lays stretched out on her bed with a pot by her side. "I's ish drunk. Thanks rotten lady!"
- May 16
- Wyneth Nightmeadow likes this.
Blueprint McTinker sits on a bench behind the Cathedral hugging her pet chicken Freddie. "Mr. Robert disappeared's, Miss Dazie disappeared's, Schematic disappeared's and now they's closed up's the donut factory. What's gonna become's of us Freddie?"
- May 16
- Callilou Pascal Gravibolt "What-- Dazie's gone too? Damn it. I hope she didn't blow herself up like Fox and What's-His-Name. Ugh."
  
  May 16
  
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- Captain Morgan Ashford What?! Why was I not informed of this?! And we were doing so well... Hmmm. This calls for a change in strategy.
  
  May 16
- The Ghost of Flipswitch Togglebutton OooOOOooOOO When we get back to the world of the living, we'll need someone to gnome the chuck wagon. OOoOOOOoOOOO
  
  May 16
- Blueprint McTinker I's sorry Mr. Captain. I's got's a little gold left if you's needs some ta support you's new family.
  
  May 16
- Blueprint McTinker My's own wagon? Can Freddie come's to? He's real good's at mashin' potatoes with's his feet.
  
  May 16
Blueprint McTinker commented on Jaero the Grim's blog entry: *reaches into her pocket and pulls out a jelly filled, sprinkle covered donut and offers it up to Jaero* Thanks for alls you's done Mister! We's at But Mostly Donuts is makin's you's an honorary gnome...cuz...you's is awesomesauce."
- May 9
- Zaerah Thistle Barrenger likes this.
Blueprint McTinker Why's does everybody want's ta eat me's? It's not like's I's filled with jelly an' covered in's sprinkles.
- April 3
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- Alysdair Blackdawn Something about a kebab...
  
  April 3
- The Ghost of Flipswitch Togglebutton It's just cause your so sweet, little one.
  
  April 3
- Fethas Soulthorn ((FLIPSWITCH IS A CANNIBAL!
  
  April 3
  
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- The Ghost of Foxgloves Kabob? He's a crab, not a gnome.
  
  April 3
- Caitlighn Firehammer You had donuts! And she was a BEAR!
  
  April 3
Blueprint McTinker Attention people's of Azeroth! Beware's the killer penguins. If you's see's one....RUN!!!
- March 22
- Sarah Tinderspeck, Ciera Rainewind-Gyroshock, and Ryloh like this.
- Deleted Member Killer penguins! *locks herself in her workshop* Can't get me in HERE!
  
  March 22
  
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- Lellenthyr Blooddrake Nonsense! Penguins are sweet, harmless creatures.
  
  March 22
- Blueprint McTinker I's don't know's about you's side of's the world, but here's in's Stormwind, they's deadly!
  
  March 22
Blueprint McTinker Don't you's worry's none Mr. Worgen. Me's and Schematic's gonna's teach you's how's ta hug's.
- March 16
- Sarah Tinderspeck likes this.
Blueprint McTinker At's the service yesterday we's learned's that's the Death Knights and Worgens are cursed and are in's needs of's a hug...or a donut. I's think's I's may's be's huggin' too hard's. I's made's a worgen cry. *flexes*
- March 12
- Syvbia (Vonghal) Dragonbane, Auris Rainewind , and Sarah Tinderspeck like this.
- Deleted Member I am unsure where you got your information, but hugging a rune knight or giving them food is not recommended. We don't eat, and hugging us will make you very, very cold.
  
  March 12
- Blueprint McTinker It's okay's mister! I's gots a sweater.
  
  March 12
  
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- Deleted Member You may require far more than that.
  
  March 13
Blueprint McTinker Me's and Schematic sure's did have's funs at the Mug last night's. We's met's a really nice dead lady, learned's a new game, saw's the -biggest- Draenei ever's(!), learned that's everybody's likes tea, and then there's was somethin' about rubbin' a Draen... more
- March 10
- The Ghost of Foxgloves and Sarah Tinderspeck like this.
- Sarah Tinderspeck I will definitely remember to ask Enrique and Freddie to play Justice! Or Dare.
  
  March 10
  
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Zaerah Thistle Barrenger is now friends with Blueprint McTinker.
- March 10
Blueprint McTinker is now friends with Sarah Tinderspeck.
- March 10
Blueprint McTinker wrote a new journal entry:

Survey for Worgens

Blueprint taps her clipboard with her pen and clears her throat. Attention All Worgen! Donut's, Inc. needs your's help! Lately's there have's been's attempts ta eats Freddie and Enrique. And that's not's good!&nb...
- March 9
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- Orion 1. I know what a doughnut is. I don't want your damn treats. 2. Freddie and Erique are chickens? Yeah. I'm gonna have the meat. 3. I'm a heck of a lot smarter than you. Because, unlike doughnuts, chickens actually make you filled with something -other- th... more
  
  March 9
- Derek Renn Don't make me sock ya in the jimmies, me boyo. Ye hunt them birdies, ye hunt'em outside the city walls.
  
  March 9
- Orion Good luck with that, fruit.
  
  March 9
- Derek Renn Aye, might be hard'ta hit such a small target...
  
  March 9
- Captain Morgan Ashford 1. I certainly do! 2. A donut of course! 3. Skipped because I am smart. 4. Skipped cause I am smart! 5. Bacon works on cakes, I daresay it would work on a maplestick as well!
  
  March 10
  
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Blueprint McTinker I's been seein' lots an' lots of ladies with hardly's any clothes on's. I's wonders why they's not all sunburned?
- March 3
- Liliania Sunsong Stranglethorn kelp, peacebloom, and sorrowmoss makes an excellent sun protection lotion, add some silverleaf to make the skin soft, and perhaps a fragrance of your choice *nod*
  
  March 3
Blueprint McTinker *runs through the streets of Stormwind with her pet chicken Freddie, looking for her new friend* Three! Oh, Three! Where's are you's?
- March 1
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- Blueprint McTinker Ooohs! *frowns* Freddie don't much likes worms. He's only eats donuts. *thinks for a moment* I's knows! If they's scratchin' for worms, theys must be's going fishin'!
  
  March 1
  
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- Sarah Tinderspeck Yes. They're fishing. That's totally what the chickens are doing. I can see it now. Maybe check the Stormwind lake, then.
  
  March 1
- Schematic Cogsworth III Well, Enrique likes to go to dungeons..why wouldn't he like fishing?
  
  March 1
- Blueprint McTinker I's gonna runs home and see's if Freddie tooks his fishin' pole. *skips down the streets of Stormwind singing to herself* We's goin' fiisshh-in', fisshh-in', fisshh-in'. We's goin' fisshh-in', fisshh-in' today's.
  
  March 1
- Schematic Cogsworth III Hey, where did everybody go.. hmmm ok..they said fishing..I should go to the lake and look for Blue and the chickens there..ooo maybe we can go swiming too! I wonder if Enrique likes swimming..*runs off to the inn*
  
  March 1
Schematic Cogsworth III is now friends with Blueprint McTinker.
- March 1
Blueprint McTinker wrote a new journal entry:

A New Friend

Dear Notebook, I’s made’s a new friend! His name’s is Schematic Cogsworth, III. That’s a real’s mouthful! I’s can write’s it, but I’s can’ts say’s it. I’s s...
- February 27
- Schematic Cogsworth III and Captain Morgan Ashford like this.

Letter to Captain Morgan Ashford

Posted May 19

Busy re-organizing her office at Donuts Inc headquarters, Blueprint glances over at Freddie. "I's should's probably send's Mr. Captain a letter ta let's him's knows what's we's is up's ta." Freddie looks up from the company general ledger and squints one eye at the gnome. "C...
Donuts Inc Is Now Hiring!

Posted May 19

(The following flyer is posted in all the major Alliance cities) Azeroth’s leading donut provider is recruiting team members. Come be a part of this amazing donut producing experience. When you look at us, your mouth waters. When we look...
Survey for Worgens

Posted March 9

Blueprint taps her clipboard with her pen and clears her throat. Attention All Worgen! Donut's, Inc. needs your's help! Lately's there have's been's attempts ta eats Freddie and Enrique. And that's not's good! So's in's an effort ta ...
A New Friend

Posted February 27

Dear Notebook, I’s made’s a new friend! His name’s is Schematic Cogsworth, III. That’s a real’s mouthful! I’s can write’s it, but I’s can’ts say’s it. I’s shows him’s all around Stormwind. ...
Letter to Captain Morgan Ashford

Posted February 15

Captain Morgan Ashford Stormwind Harbor The Thunderclap The Thunderstorm This simple letter is accompanied by a box of assorted donuts Dear Mr. Captain and his Lady Hand, We's gots donuts! When's can we's ship them? Your friend, &nbs...

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Captain Morgan Ashford Blessed be the Guardians for how my evening turned around. I did what I could for peace... now it is time to prepare for war.
Dazie Geerbocks Sits at her desk, one eyelid twitching, drinking her fifteenth cup of coffee. "Fel! How's that Tinderspeck drink this much coffee?!?!"
Sarah Tinderspeck If I expose my heart and feelings it's not because I want someone to judge and criticize them. I've evidently been spending too much time lately because hurt and angry. Time to change that. *Sarah puts a note on the door that simply reads, 'Meditating for a while, please do not disturb. Thank you!'"
Zaerah Thistle Barrenger
Robert Crimsonmane Robert, having turned in early, returns to their empty home. He begins cleaning, smiling happily, until their home is spotless. " Hopefully, she will come home soon.." He talks to himself, as he lights the last candle, a trail of them through the house, and on every stair. Filling his favorite goblet with his favorite bourbon, he sits and waits.
Schematic Cogsworth III *runs off waving his clipboard yelling. On it are drawings of Mechanostriders, with fins and flames* Blue! I think I figured out how to make em go faster!

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