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  • Member Type: Regular Member
  • Faction: Horde
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  • Last Update: May 17
  • Joined: November 8, 2011

Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly

BOSS. WHY ARE WE IN THE HINTERLANDS?!
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  • Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly
    Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly BOSS. WHY ARE WE IN THE HINTERLANDS?!
    • May 17
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    • Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly
      Wyneth Nightmeadow "Well I aint takin' the feet!"
      • May 19
    • Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly
      Roxxanne covers her face again with an irritated sigh, "It means the lead... really... Common sense..."
      • May 20
    • Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly
      Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly "Wassat?"
      • May 20
    • Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly
      Roxxanne "Jus... forget it darlin..."
      • May 20
    • Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly
      Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly Zoin makes a face like this: D;
      • May 20
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  • Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly
    Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly This one is for the ma' I never knew! *Zoin downs another shot, drunk. He sighs and leans back, a tear dropping to the floor.*
    • May 13
    • Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly
      Roxxanne "Darlin'? Y'okay?" Roxxanne looks at Zoin, putting her hands on his shoulders, "Stupid question, yer not okay. Better question, is there anything I can do ta make ya feel better?"
      • May 14
  • Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly
    Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly Zoin smirks and rolls up his sleeves, wiping his hand across his forehead. "Jeez, Boss, how much of this stuff do we NEED here? S'a bitch to unpack it all."
    • May 10
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    • Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly
      Miss Jinxil If you're not more careful with that gear you could vaporize and irradiate this whole mountain range. Our insurance policy won't cover that. If you though Leper Gnomes were bad you ain't seen leper Elves, Leper Moonkin, Leper Dwarves, or Leper Goblins.
      • May 11
    • Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly
      Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly "Green is best!"
      • May 11
    • Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly
      Doctor Kessle Rocketsocks "And the leper goblins are the worst. You can't really tell 'til they're right up close, and by then it'll be too late."
      • May 11
    • Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly
      Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly *Shuffles toward Kessle like a zombie.*
      • May 11
    • Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly
      Doctor Kessle Rocketsocks *Smites him without even looking*
      • May 11
  • Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly
    Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly Zoin tosses and turns in his sleep, mumbling. "No, please, anyone but them, anyone but her, don't take them from me!"
    • May 3
    • Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly
      Roxxanne shakes Zoin, "Doll? Doll, hey whats goin on? Wake up."
      • May 3
    • Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly
      Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly Zoin wakes up, sweating. "Wha--? Oh. I-it was nothin' Roxx... just a bad dream, S'all."
      • May 4
    • Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly
      Roxxanne "Uhuh... What about? You can tell me sugar."
      • May 4
  • Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly
    Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly commented on Spike Copperpocket's blog entry: Zoin runs right past Spike, not even noticing him. "SHE'S GONNA BLOOOOOW!"
    • May 3
  • Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly
    Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly (( Spike - my graphics card died. Ill get my odl one hooked up tomorrow. Sorry for my random crap luck. D: ))
    • April 29
    • Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly
      Roxxanne ((NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! *mails video cards away*))
      • April 29
    • Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly
      Spike Copperpocket (( Well, we'll talk over drinks another time... ))
      • April 29
  • Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly
    Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly "I don't need luck. I have ammo! Heh heh heh."
    • April 29
    • Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly
      Spike Copperpocket "Take what you can get, pal--luck can come in handy."
      • April 29
  • Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly
    Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly Zoin hums happily as he orders a multitude of paint-based explosivess in bright, frilly pink. "This'll get Spike gooood." Mad cackling follows.
    • April 28
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    • Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly
      Roxxanne "I.. I kinda wanna know an' I kinda don't..."
      • April 28
    • Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly
      Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly Mad cackling is all that answers.
      • April 28
    • Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly
      Spike Copperpocket Somewhere in Bilgewater Port, Spike's ears twitch. "Hrm..."
      • April 28
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    Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly Zoin sighs and looks at Roxxanne, healing from her injuries. "Dammit. My fault, should never've let her run off."
    • April 22
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      Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly Zoin frowns and takes her hand as she sleeps. "All my fault..."
      • April 22
    • Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly
      Roxxanne "Ain't no ones fault but mine an my family's. But that's neither here nor there cuz' I'm here ain't I?", she smiles still half asleep. "Did that box get to ya'? Or did one o' them troublemakers get at it?"
      • April 22
    • Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly
      Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly "You're up? Yeah, I got the box. How're you feeling?"
      • April 22
    • Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly
      Roxxanne "Ah'm good darlin' jus'... a lil shook up is all." She smiles nervously. "I was missin' ya."
      • April 23
    • Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly
      Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly Zoin lughs lightly. "Same. Glad ta' see you're gonna be okay."
      • April 23
  • Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly
    Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly replied to a topic in the forum [OOC] RP Discussions:
    All my characters here: Mees: Obviously heavily influenced by the Sith method of thinking from Star Wars, in a "Mercy is for idiots." kind of way. Zoin: No one in particular. Just a funny character who I made to be funny. Gerald: Once again, no r...  moreAll my characters here: Mees: Obviously heavily influenced by the Sith method of thinking from Star Wars, in a "Mercy is for idiots." kind of way. Zoin: No one in particular. Just a funny character who I made to be funny. Gerald: Once again, no real inspirations, although his taste for music (ie. his flute and how he plays) is heavily influenced by Fi from Skyward Sword. Tylar: Another one where I either didn't use or can't remember my inspiration. Just a shady dual-personality guy. Romind Lusos: This guy is Mordin Solus in gnome form. His name is an anigram for Mordin Solus. He IS Mordin Solus.  less
    • April 21
  • Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly
    Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly Where in the fel is she...Ah, screw this, I'm lookin' for her.
    • April 16
    • Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly
      Lord Naberios Hellbane If you're wondering where a certain individual is, I might be able so assist you, Zoin. It's better to go in numbers... too, sometimes.
      • April 16
    • Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly
      Lord Naberios Hellbane When searching for others, anyway.
      • April 16
  • Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly
    Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly joined the guild Sunsong Academy PTA
    • April 15
  • Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly
    Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly commented on Roxxanne's blog entry: recieves the box and his own box in the mail. He reads the letter, makes a mental note of Wyn's handwriting, and refuses to open the box. He scans through the letter again and frowns, running a hand through his hair. "Dammit Roxx, gettin' shot at is ...  morerecieves the box and his own box in the mail. He reads the letter, makes a mental note of Wyn's handwriting, and refuses to open the box. He scans through the letter again and frowns, running a hand through his hair. "Dammit Roxx, gettin' shot at is my job."  
    • April 14
  • Wyneth Nightmeadow
    Wyneth Nightmeadow: A package arrives to you, the outside box is addressed to you in Wyn's hand writing. If you open it up you will see a letter, written in Roxxanne's hand writing, and a smaller box tied with red ribbon. Other then the outside box written in Wyn's writing, ...  moreA package arrives to you, the outside box is addressed to you in Wyn's hand writing. If you open it up you will see a letter, written in Roxxanne's hand writing, and a smaller box tied with red ribbon. Other then the outside box written in Wyn's writing, there is nothing here actually from Wyn.  
    Earthen Ring Network - Letter to Zoin
    Earthen Ring Network - Letter to Zoin
    There is a letter laying somewhere where Zoin should find it, probably his desk...            Zoin, if you've found this letter, it means that I ain't gonna see ya' for awhile... I... I have some...  moreThere is a letter laying somewhere where Zoin should find it, probably his desk...            Zoin, if you've found this letter, it means that I ain't gonna see ya' for awhile... I... I have some debts ta pay off, and s  
    • April 13
  • Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly
    Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly Zoin sighs and speaks into his comm. "Wyn, you pulled that stick outta yer ass yet?"
    • April 10
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    • Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly
      Wyneth Nightmeadow Ha! I never use yer office cus ya' never have any booze Doc Hammer
      • April 11
    • Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly
      Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly "Wyn, I need you to send some things to the Wildlands in Descolace. Under the cot in my office, under the trapdoor to the left, is a tiny box. DON'T OPEN THE BOX. Can you do that for me?"
      • April 11
    • Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly
      Doctor Kessle Rocketsocks "...Well now you've got me curious."
      • April 11
    • Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly
      Roxxanne Don't say don't open it, they'll just open it... first rule about people...
      • April 11
    • Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly
      Wyneth Nightmeadow "Yeah yeah, though I send it right over. Jeez ya' think I was a secretary or somethin'."
      • April 11
  • Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly
    Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly Zoin arrives home to find his house destroyed, and in a pile of rubble is his prized, hand built rifle. "WYNEEETTTTHHHHHH!!!!" The roar can be heard for many miles in all directions. In Orgrimmar, an Orc laughs and goes "She done it again. ...  moreZoin arrives home to find his house destroyed, and in a pile of rubble is his prized, hand built rifle. "WYNEEETTTTHHHHHH!!!!" The roar can be heard for many miles in all directions. In Orgrimmar, an Orc laughs and goes "She done it again. Wonder how much booze she stole this time?"  
    • April 5
    • Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly
      Wyneth Nightmeadow *meanwhile in goldshire* Hmmmm, I wonder if blowin' up his house was a bit extreme.... Na! Bugger deserved it for bein' such an ass...*she shifts uncomfortably*
      • April 5
  • Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly
    Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly "In the name a'-- DAMMIT WYN, MY BOOZE AIN'T YOUR PERSONAL SUPPLY!"
    • April 2
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    • Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly
      Wyneth Nightmeadow I CAN'T PUT IT BACK WITHOUT GOIN' IN YER OFFICE AGAIN! *smirks walking away with the bottle of booze*
      • April 3
    • Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly
      Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly *Opens a trapdoor beneath Wyneth right after she leaves the office.* SHE CAN'T SEE ME PRESS THE BUTTON, MUAHAHAHA!
      • April 3
    • Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly
      Wyneth Nightmeadow *falls, just catching the edge of the trap door she pulls herself up, then blinks* YA' MADE ME DROP THE BOOZE!
      • April 3
    • Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly
      Roxxanne *blink* Can I stay in yer office so long as I bring ya booze now an then? I'm bored.
      • April 4
    • Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly
      Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly *Shrugs* Go on ahead. Cot in the corner if ya' get tired.
      • April 4
  • Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly
    Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly I've decided, IM GOING SOBER!
    • April 1
    • Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly
      Roxxanne Good for you! *pours large sums of booze down Zoins throat* Now remember for every bottle you owe me a kiss mister... hmm looks like that was 20...
      • April 1
  • Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly
    Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly Gah! Someone tell me who won Iron Man already!
    • March 29
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    • Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly
      Roxxanne Ermm... Well Spike and key were two o' the winners... I forget the rest... *Hides for impending explosion*
      • March 30
    • Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly
      Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly Spike won? GOBLIN PRIIIIDE!!! *Epic dance*
      • March 30
    • Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly
      Roxxanne Thank goodness he didn't explode... *watching Zoin dance* Hey... I got you some more booze, lets do this right.
      • March 30
    • Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly
      Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly *Stops mid-spin* Booze? Where?
      • March 30
    • Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly
      Roxxanne Hmmm back home I think.. *Has a large stash of booze hidden for Zoin heehee*
      • March 31
  • Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly
    Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly Zoin sits in a chair in front of his forge, working on metal panels to reinforce parts of his beloved rifle. He lets his head lull to the side and falls asleep, snoring soundly. The bandage over his left eye falls off and floats to the floor noiselessly.
    • March 27
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      Roxxanne *goes to lay with Zoin* I'll just buy him more booze tomorrow...
      • March 27
    • Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly
      Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly *blinks, sniffinf the air as he wakes up slightly* MY BOOZE!
      • March 27
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    • Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly
      Roxxanne No no go back to sleep, you'll have more booze honest!!
      • March 28
    • Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly
      Miss Jinxil I thought I told you two to go dwarf huntin? No one beats up my secretary.
      • March 28
    • Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly
      Wyneth Nightmeadow *guzzles Zoin's booze* Lett'em rest, dwarves are always gonna be stupid, sides it was just a lucky shot, most ov this damage was done by a human mage *grins* First time one ov 'em broke my ribs n not burn off my eyebrows!
      • March 28
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Character Information

  • Character's First Name Zoin
  • Character's Last Name "Braineater" Sparkfly
  • Nickname Braineater
  • Race Goblin
  • Class Warrior
  • Gender Male
  • Character Description Zoin is what some would call an undesirable. He was raised in the slums of Kezan, and now wanders, doing the jobs the normal mob won't do: Killing innocents who didn't pay thier protection fees, and other things. He is attempting to turn himself around, but his personality constantly gets in the way. He is good at heart, though.
  • Location Goblin Slums, Orgrimmar

Player Information

  • Roleplaying Style Normal
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  • Stories of the Past
    March 18 - posted by Zoin "Braineater" Sparkfly, 0 comments, 33 views, 0 likes
    Stories of Zoin's past, before leaving Kezan strung up to the front of Gallywix's Yacht.
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  • Hunted - Part 2

    Posted March 20

    Zoin was running low on time. He slowly slipped out of bed, looking at Roxxanne as she slept for a moment before grabbing his beloved rifle and walking out the non-existant door of his home in Ratchet. He grabbed a hair, put it in the middle of the road, and lit a cigar, smoking as he loaded rounds ...

  • Hunted - Part 1

    Posted March 19

    Zoin was being chased. The Bloodsail, after all this time, were still after him. He was in trouble, and he knew it. He had support, and he had enemies. Either way, he knew the end result would be the same. He would be tortured. Probably killed. Slowly.   The Bloodsail have a simple saying, wh...

  • Wanted: Zoin Sparkfly

    Posted March 19

    WANTED: ZOIN SPARKFLY CRIME: BETRAYING THE BLOODSAIL PIRACY CO.   REWARD: FIVE HUNDRED (500) GOLD PIECES   -ALIVE-   DELIEVER TO ANY BLOODSAIL MEMBER WITHIN THE VICINITY OF BOOTY BAY.  

  • A Small Entry

    Posted March 18

    *His journal has one freshly scribbled note* I'm happy.

  • An innocent war game.

    Posted December 4, 2011

    Zoin walks through the lower portion of Stranglethorn, leaving Booty Bay for the first time without being on a boat. He eyes the area around him, and draws both his sword and gun, beggining to walk. He jumps energeticaly into his trike and turns the key with a sharp "clack", and speeds away while th...

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