This letter, written in Thalassian, is sent via Pirate the Monkey to Arianna Silverthread’s home. In addition to the letter, Pirate provides the recipient with a sympathy banana and bottle of bleach.
Ari,
Most of us haven’t seen you since we left for Dragonblight, and you've been quiet on the comm and seal. I know you probably don’t want to have a whole lot of visitors given everything that’s been going on, but a lot’s happened and we need to catch up. Besides, I miss you and I’m a little worried. There’s been too much gloominess lately and not enough Gloomy.
If it’s alright with you, I’d like to stop by sometime in the next couple weeks – the sooner the better. A certain Captain wants to come along too, if you’re okay with that as well. If you have a reply, just give it to Pirate. He can find me.
Oh, and please reply, even if it’s to tell me to shut up and leave you alone, so I know you got the message and all.
… But preferably reply with a day I can stop by.
~ Kal
