Copperflux Snugglerump
Dear Lelle,
Hiya doll, how are you? It was nice to see you out and about at the bar the other night, though I was sorry I couldn't chat with you about your plans for loooooove in the next few weeks - rumours are FLYIN' about what you might be up to!
I don't have trouble findin' a little lovin', me, so I won't really need any outside help, but I'm happy ta offer pointers to any of the ladies or gents who want to score more often!
Anyway, I'm writin' about Spikey-poo. He an' I had a good long chat - at LEAST ten minutes - and I think I got some info that might help him out.
So yeah. He's like, TERRIFIED of chicks. I dunno. Weird right? I checked to see if maybe he likes dudes instead but he was all "yeah, no way, I dig the ladies." So I was all "Sugar, what're you scared of?" and he was all "I'm afraid ta get involved."
So I was all "I was only gettin' you to buy me a drink!" and he was all "I'm hopelessly awkward and shy!"
Readin' between the lines? He's sooooper afraid of sexin'. Ain't it a SHAME? Light.
Anyway! My two cents: I think Spikey's gonna ask ya ta help him out in your little match-making ways and, y'know, I told him it was never a sure thing (don't worry doll face, I won't bring up the amazing Endicott Fiasco of last year) but he said a push in any direction might be the right direction, just not, like, in a bar.
So yeah. Bottom line is you should get a shy-as-fel, retiring, gosh-holding-hands-is-so-risque little thing for him. So probably not a goblin. Unless you pick Maleeta, I bet she'd be the right kind, she's pretty crazy too. Doesn't even care about gold at all. But back to Spike! Anyone who looks like they might want a little romp around the bedroom (or kitchen, yaknnnow, little bit of afternoon delight is all I'm sayin) is gonna scare his pants off. And then he'll be all "AUGH MY PANTS" and faint or somethin'.
Oh, and I LOVED your hair last night. It was all, like, totally whimsically dishevelled or something. Kinda netherswept, yaknnow? You gotta tell me where you got it done!
I gotta go, babe, I got a date, but good luck with your love crusade! The world could use a little more lovin', yaknow?
I KNOW that you know!
xoxoxo Fluxie
