Lellenthyr Blooddrake
Lady Athalia,
In order to help you do your duty to your wife to our honored Chieftain I thought I would send instructions for Quickies. My Quickies seem to be high in demand. Vandrian especially loves them if we are in a rush, and I am sure Kormok would be delighted to receive them from you too!
The best time for a Quickie is lunchtime. We call this type a "nooner". Having experienced one delicious, steamy nooner and you will find your husband begging for one every day!
I myself am a vegetarian but since your husband is an orc I have went ahead and altered the recipe directions to be more to his liking:
"Nooner" basics:
1. Find a sturdy table.
2. Fling the meat onto the table.
3. Pound the meat firmly into submission.
Once you have finished, mix with the attached ingredients (sold at any Golbin Quickie Meal store) and enjoy your Quickie!
If you'd like to get together to discuss more advanced Quickies other than the basic "nooner", I would be pleased to meet and give advice on techniques.
Love,
Lellenthyr Blooddrake
