Dearest Endi...
If you are reading this letter, then that would mean I'm doomed... I'm in Lelle's list... Most likely the second top of the list... This may sound crazy to you, but Liliania thought of an idea of hooking me up with Nozshar... I doubt it'll go smoothly... I don't even know how orcs mate...
Please help... I need advice...
Yours Truly,
Doctor Malarak Darksoul
P.S. I have a medicine that can cure your pelvic pain problems... Come see me if you have some spare time... And no, you will not be having any of my cookies at the moment...
