The Good....

Sir Lellenthyr Lovehammer the Lovebringer- She is a beautiful, brave, bold, dashing, and noble knight of True Love and Justice. She is the main character of these stories, and everyone's favorite heroine. She is a blonde blood elf, that can only be described as beautiful while wearing her magic glowing armor.

Cupid- He is the noble steed that is Lellenthyr's mount. He is a pure white horse with a pure heart, that can sense evil with his nose. He is naturally attracted to beautiful virgin maidens, and loves to eat roses. Many wonder if he is part unicorn, the rest of us wonder what a unicorn is, since such beast does not exist in Azeroth.

Lady Van Scaryarm- A very manly blood elf lord that is Sir Lellenthyr's husband and Lady. He has a mechanical arm which is how he earned the name "Scaryarm". He is often the silent mysterious type, since his wife is beautiful and bold for the both of them.

'Sir Astralai Silversadpuppy- the noble and failthful squire to Sir Lellenthyr.  The is forever gloomy, but has a pure heart. He hopes to be as bold and daring as Lellenthyr, but fears that he will never look as good in magic glowing armor.

Princess Velexie Lollypopsmiles- The adopted and beloved daughter of Sir Lellenthyr and Lady Van. She is a young forsaken maiden that is internally innocent. She enjoys eating candy, and serving her dark lord kitty: King Peepers.

Apprentice Apothecary  Verner Frompoliteplace- The Apprentice to Apothecary Snakeoil. He is a very polite forsaken, that is very much afraid of his master. He tries his best to be the best and most honest apothecary around.

Insy Mimsy Mage- A powerful forsaken mage that lives in Ambermill. She is a good friend of Sir Lellenthyr.


Flowingsounds Sunname- a beautiful blood elf maiden, who is in love with Manyvowels Naturename

Lady Lily Lou Lou - The High Priestess of the Church of Squirrels. She is Sir Lellenthyr's second lady. Though Sir Lellenthyr praises her as the most beautiful maiden, she is actually quite plain.

The Bad...

Apothecary Snakeoil - Also known as The Apothecary. This is an evil business man that will step out of the purple mists of chaotic oblivion if you say his name three times. Should you call him, you better have business for him, or he'll become annoyed and eat your soul.

Calvicious Candyman- The evil villain out to give all of Azeroth cavities. He lives in Ambermill in a house made out of cavities. He has two minions Bionic Halo the Six Million Gold Rock Candy Golem, and Velhari DeTaffypony the Salt Taffy Woman. Everything he owns is made out of candy.

Emo Gloomspreader- The evil undead death knight who wants to spread his gloom all over Azeroth. He wears black armor decorated with skulls and weilds a giant two handed sword with sad faces. He wants to defeat Sir Lellenthyr because she either killed his father, or married him to a troll in Booty Bay.


King Peepers- The evilest of all villains. He is the dark master that is slowly making all of Sir Lellenthyr's enemies his minions. Soon he will defeat the Lovebringer, and destroy all of Azeroth.. soon...

Velhari DeTaffypony the Salt Taffy Woman- The real brains behind Calvicious Candyman, she is his minion, but evil in her own right.

The Scoundrels...

Manyvowels Naturename- A handsome Sin'dorei man with a dazzling smile of pearly white teeth. Any elven woman who sees him instantly fawns over him.

General Logart the Invincible and Grumpy -the forsaken army general. He's just a simple man that wants to take over the world.

Red Baron Monroe Comefoe - the human army general. He gets cranky without morning coffee.

Hellonawn Orebender the Peacesmith- The guy with a bunch of peace loving hippies following him.

Orchitis Drankensmokedit- a simple undead bloke, that likes to drink it, smoke it, then flirt with women.

Bionic Halo the Six Million Gold Rock Candy Golem - Calvicious Candyman's minion. It cost Calvicious six million gold to make this golem. Halo is also in love with Velhari the Salt Taffy Woman

Nylon Scoundrelcadfish the Devious Peeper - a Quel'dorei that enjoys watching woman bath, but doesn't really care about anything.