Sunday Service for the Horde needs YOU!

As anyone who has attended my Services know, I always try to bring in new guest speakers to speak at my Services. The theme and topic of all my Services always change. It could be about a particular religon such as the Light, or about a god or goddess like Earthmother, or it's about a general philosophical idea like ethics, or bravery.  I always strive to make each Service different because it's in my opinion that is the way the Horde is, diverse and nomadic.

That being said, I wanted to put this thread out to shout out, 'HELP!!!"

I need meat for my Services, preferably fresh, but I'll take old and rotting meat too.  The other site, ERNie, had a way for me to sort through all the members of it's sitness, based on race and class to help me locate future victims to be honored guest speakers for my Services. This sight does not quite have that. So to save time, I hope that maybe some of you will step forward and volunteer to be a guest speaker. Just PM me, or post down here that you are willing to do so.

What I mean  by being a guest speaker is that you would be the first person to come up and speak after I finished the introduction at the Service. You would then give a speech, sermon, prayer, ritual, song, anything really  for us. Typically these are some where between 5-30 minutes long depending on how comfortable the speaker is and how much he or she wants to share. When you are finished with your piece, we then invite anyone from the audience to come up and share with us on the same topic the whole Service is about. It's not really meant to be stressful, but fun. It's also a great way to get your character out there more for role play, even gives it a chance for character development.

Now, what I will want to know from you if you are willing to be a guest speaker:

1) which Sunday you can speak on. If you can give me more than one so I can be flexible, I would have to love you like a puppy loves peanut-butter.

2) basic idea what you could speak about. Is your character a priest of  a religion or god? Are they a shaman or druid? Do they have a particular ideal which they really believe in such as honor, justice, pursuit of happiness, science, money, anything. It doesn't have to be a good ideal, mind you. I have done Services for the more darker aspects (like Fel). I wouldn't mind doing them again.

I hope to see some volunteers! I still plan on haunting the members section of this site in search of victims, but my life would be a bit easier if  there are some who are willing to sacrifice themselves at my Services,